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Friday, December 21, 2018

12 Days of Christmas—Cats’ Version



On the first day of Christmas, King Clayton gave to me
A photo of him under the tree.



On the second day of Christmas, Stella Periwinkle gave to me
Two stuffed toys and Clayton’s photo under the tree.

On the third day of Christmas, Kallie Jasmine gave to me
Three hairball blobs, Stella’s stuffed toys
And Clayton’s photo under the tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my family gave to me
Four purrs and snores (that was Jagdish), three hairball blobs,
More stuffed toys and Clayton’s photo under the tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Five “tootsie rolls”,
Four purrs and snores, three hairballs (blech!), still more stuffed toys
And Clayton’s photo under the tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Six sets of whiskers,
Five “tootsie rolls”,
Four purrs and snores, three hairy blobs,
A few more stuffed toys and Clayton’s photo under the tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my kiddies gave to me
A week’s worth of pee plops, six sets of whiskers,
Five fragrant rolls,
Four purrs and snores, three hairy blobs, still more stuffed toys
And Clayton’s photo under the tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my children gave to me
Eight paws for clawing, seven days of peeing, six whiskers tickling,
Five fragrant rolls,
Four purring snoring, three hairy blobs,
More and more stuffed toys and Clayton’s photo under the tree.



On the ninth day of Christmas, my kitty kats gave to me
Nine lives for living, eight paws clawing couches,
Seven days of peeing, six whiskers tickling,
Five ripening rolls,
Four purring snoring, three hairballs tossed, yes more trophy toys
And Clayton’s photo under the tree.


On the tenth day of Christmas, my children gave to me
A 10-pound bag of litter, nine lives they’re living,
Eight paws for shredding, seven days of peeing, six whiskers tickling,
Five smelly rolls,
Four purring snoring, three hairballs tossed, a few more stuffed toys
And Clayton’s photo under the tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my family gave to me
Eleventh hour cleaning, ten pounds of litter, nine joyful lives,
Eight clawful paws, seven days of pee plops, six tickling whiskers,
Five stinky rolls,
Four purring snoring, three upchucked blobs, another hunting trophy
And Clayton’s photo under the tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my family gave to me
Twelve months of loving, eleventh hour cleaning,
Ten pounds of litter, nine precious lives, eight kneading paws,
Seven peeful days, six tickling whiskers,
Five mellow rolls,
Four purring snoring, three tossed up blobs, one more furry trophy
And Clayton’s photo under the tree.


Copyright 2018 Elaine M. Decker

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