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Wednesday, March 30, 2022

How Well Do You Know Your Blogger Answers

Not that any of you have been asking about this, but here are the answers to my March 7 blog: How Well Do You Know Your Blogger?

 

1.     Elaine never considered being an architect (that was Jagdish’s early career), an astronomer, a community organizer or a politician. All the others were career paths she followed or considered at least briefly when she was young. And yes, even a nun.

2.     The only things on this list that Elaine did NOT wear to work were the fishnet stockings, the Joan and David pumps and the over-the knee boots. She couldn’t afford Joan and David and her thick calves made tall boots impossible. The rest of her attire could politely be called eclectic. She still has the gargoyle pendant with the nose ring and the Majorican pearls.

3.     Elaine did play strip poker (once), smoke a pipe (in college) and sun bathe topless (at a Club Med). But she never did anything else on this list. Really.

4.     Clumsy Elaine broke her arm twice (falling from a swing and ice skating), her foot twice (grocery shopping and hanging out laundry—on Mother’s Day no less) and her nose water skiing.

5.     All are Elaine’s claims to fame except that she didn’t win most original for that cat costume. Band members might also take issue with what she called whistling.

6.     Almost all are the actual names of Elaine’s first six cats. Hilltop Cinderella was the family Beagle (aka Cindy). Bonus points if you know the names of the three cats she has now. (Email or message her for answers.)

7.     Elaine currently plays alto saxophone in a community band. She played Flutophone in fourth grade, oboe in high school and piano beginning quite young. Her sister, Barbara, taught Elaine and Richard until a neighbor who was a music major took over. Richard tried his hand at accordion and also played the harmonica.

 

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Monday, March 7, 2022

How Well Do You Know Your Blogger?

This month’s post is different from the usual ones.

Presenting a series of questions to see how well you know your blogger, Elaine Decker. Take this self-scoring quiz and compare your results to answers to be provided next week. There may be more than one answer for each question.

 

1.   Which of the following careers/professions did Elaine never consider?

Archeologist
Architect
Astronomer
Community Organizer
Computer Programmer
Development Professional
Catholic Nun
Writer
Product Manager
Politician

2.   Which of the following did Elaine ever wear to work at Colgate Palmolive in NYC?
Bright yellow pleated-skirt dress with tiny black polka dots
Button-front mini skirt over hot pants romper
Chalk stripe 3-piece suit
Fishnet stockings
Gargoyle pendant with nose ring
Joan and David Pumps
Majorican pearls
Over-the-knee Boots
White blouse with pussycat bow
Wide-brimmed Hats

3.   Never Have I Ever…
Done karaoke
Gone skinny skipping
Gotten a tattoo
Hitchhiked
Played beer pong
Played strip poker
Smoked a pipe
Smoked marijuana
Sun bathed topless
Worn Crocs

4.   Bones Elaine has broken and how
Ankle snow skiing
Arm falling from a swing
Arm ice skating
Elbow rock climbing
Finger in a car door
Foot grocery shopping
Foot hanging out laundry
Nose water skiing
Nose on window pane
Toe tap dancing in a high school show

5.   Elaine’s Claims To Fame: Unusual skills and accomplishments
Had 2 essays published in the Sunday New York Times
Hand made outfits that won first prize 13 times for Colgate’s Charity Doll Pageant
Received Brown University’s Nan Tracy Award for alumni service to class
Marched with a band in parades, including Miss America Pageant in Atlantic City
Once caught a fish with a worm tied to a fishing line (no lure or sinker)
Sold a domain name for $10,000
Studied Interior Decorating at the New York School of Interior Design
Was checked out to sail solo at Club Meds in two locations
Whistled Auld Lang Syne with a community band
Won Most Original at a Halloween party dressed as a cat with a huge hair ball

6.   Which of the following are NOT names of cats Elaine has ever owned?
Daisy Hyacinth
Hilltop Cinderella
Kallie Jasmine
King Clayton the Explorer
Lily Magnolia
Luke the Magnificent
Pansy Gardenia
Stella Periwinkle
Thomas of the Train Tracks
Tulip Wisteria

7.   Which of the following musical instruments has Elaine NOT played?
Accordion
Alto Saxophone
Bongos
Clarinet
Flutophone
Glockenspiel
Harmonica
Oboe
Piano
Tenor Saxophone

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